ever_neutral (ever_neutral) wrote,
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women love fest day six: a tribute to bitchy!Elena


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okay, so I was capping all of my favourite bitchy!Elena moments FOR FUN TIMES, and then… Well, this pretty much turned into a tribute to Those Moments Elena Out-Bitched Damon And It Was Fucking Awesome. I… felt it required a tribute. /i do what i want

PLEASE ENJOY.


IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, LOL




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What the hell? I don't know what game you're trying to play with Stefan here, but I don't want to be part of it. And I don't know what happened in the past, but let's get one thing straight... I am not Katherine.





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How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?





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DAMON: Does it get tiring being so righteous?
ELENA: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.





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DAMON: Elena... Would you like to dance?
ELENA: I would love to. (To Stefan) May I have this dance?





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DAMON: You're ignoring me
ELENA: The 6 missed calls? Sorry. My phone's dead.





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Yeah, no dialogue is even necessary. NO REGRETS, JUST AWE.


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Right. I forgot that I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively.





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OK, I capped this scene already, but the bitch!face is IN ITS PRIME here, so. ::hearts 'n' flowers::





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DAMON: Where’s John?
ELENA: He’s not here, he left. I don’t know where he went. He just blew in, announced to Jenna that he’s my dad and then took off.
DAMON: It’s public knowledge now?
ELENA: Apparently.
...
ELENA: You know, Stefan thinks that he’s telling the truth about wanting to help me
DAMON: Do you believe him?
ELENA: No. I don’t believe him for a second
DAMON: Me neither.

ELENA: What are we gonna do?
DAMON: Kill him.
ELENA: Damon…
DAMON: I’m joking. Okay, I’m a little serious.


OK, this episode is more about Damon and Elena directing their bitchitude towards another bitch, but still. MARVELLOUS.


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JOHN: You’re not leaving this restaurant
ELENA: You can’t tell me what to do
JOHN: Yes I can. You want to know why? Because I’m here to make sure you stay safe
ELENA: I’ve got that covered
JOHN: Are you talking about the deal that you made with Elijah?
Do you really think he’s gonna keep this promise to you? Putting your faith in him was a dumb move.
ELENA: Are you saying I should put my faith in you? After everything that you’ve done to Damon and Stefan?
JOHN: We had our difference and I’ve made mistakes but you and I , we’re family
ELENA: You don’t get to use that word. That word is off limits to you!
JOHN: Fine, but it doesn’t change the facts
ELENA: You’re right. Facts are facts so listen up:
you may be my father but I’m never going to be your daughter, you got that?


Awwww, Elena being rude to her dad like a quintessential teenager. *sniff*





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ELENA: Stefan. Would you like to come inside my house?
STEFAN: I would love to. Thank you.
(He enters. Elena looks at Damon.)
DAMON: What are we, 12?
ELENA: One of us is.


Heh, the best part of this is probably Elena grinning at Damon's back after letting him in. You play that bitch, gurl.





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KLAUS: Thank you, Elena
ELENA: Go to hell.


Elena's months of good practice bitching out jerkass vampires truly pays off here! I'm so proud.


~


OMG SEASON THREE TOMORROW. MAY ELENA BITCH OUT MANY A PERSON THIS SEASON. \o/
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